IJMC - Ghastly Beethoven
Tonight's post is timely in several ways...it's about a dead man in a
graveyard which kinda hints toward our Halloween...it's about symphony
which I'm going to tomorrow night...and it's a bad joke, which fits the
hour. I went in for my last day at eight am. At two am I left. But...I
don't have to go back on Monday! Yipee! -dave
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of
a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts
searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and
finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that
reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827.
Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it
is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard
and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they
arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time
it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it
is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult
a music scholar.
When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is
playing, again backward. The expert notices that the
symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which
they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread and a throng has
gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the
Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the
graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group.
Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation
for the music.
"Don't you get it?" the caretaker says incredulously.
[Guess now, before scrolling down for the answer]
No cheating, make a guess before scrolling
Not even a wild guess before scrolling?
He's decomposing.
|