IJMC - The Perfect Couple

Not much to say, I'm late and I've got a router down in Winder...so I've 
got about an hour drive to push a reset switch. Yeehaw! <grin>     -dave









"The Perfect Couple"

 There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.  After a perfect
 courtship, they had a perfect wedding.  Their life together was,
 of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
 couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when
 they noticed someone at the side of the roadside in distress.
 Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa
 Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any
 children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
 Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
 along delivering the toys.  Unfortunately, the driving conditions
 deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
 Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?

 (Scroll down for the answer.)








 The perfect woman.  She's the only one that really existed in the first
 place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing
 as a perfect man...

 Women: stop reading here.
 Men: keep scrolling.












 So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
 must have been driving.  This explains why there was a car accident.
 (by the way if you're a woman, and you're reading this...this brings up
 another point....women never listen either.......)