IJMC - What Do You Get When You Cross...

...Bill Gates? A spiked Pepsi, next question please. What do you get when 
you cross a dolphin, a lion, and a pig. I'm not sure, but it's sure going  
to enjoy life!                                                      -dave




 



        If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
        produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

        If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
        produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

        The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
        body to squirt blood 30 feet.

        Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

        Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
        pleasure.

        On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

        The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

        It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

        You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

        Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

        Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

        Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a
        champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?

        Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
        left-handed people do.

        In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
        including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

        A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

        A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

        The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
        own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

        Polar bears are left handed.

        The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish
        rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.

        The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a
        human jumping the length of a football field.

        A cockroach will live nine days without it's head before it
        starves to death.

        The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
        attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
        male head off.

        Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

        Butterflies taste with their feet.

        Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

        A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

        An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

        Starfishes haven't got brains.



        After reading all these, all I can say is....Damn Pigs.