IJMC - Pulp Jedi

Warning, if you don't like that four letter F word, well, do not read 
tonight's post. On the other hand, if you liked Star Wars, and you liked 
Pulp Fiction (and True Romance...if ya catch it) then you should enjoy 
tonight's post...just a tad bit different for those who felt deep pain 
from the past two nights. <grin>                                   -dave






The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi 
Master Mace Windu," say in the Star Wars Prequel.**

(**Note: In case you didn't know, Samuel L. Jackson will be in the 
first prequel as the above character.)

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't
    the muthafuckin' droids you lookin' for. 

9.  Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even
    if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy muthafucka. 

8.  This is your father's lightsaber.  When you absolutely, positively,
    have to kill every muthafuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no
    substitutes. 

7.  If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. 
    I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine. 

6.  Feel the Force, muthafucka. 

5.  What ain't no planet I've ever heard of!  Do they speak Bocce on What? 

4.  You sendin' the Fett?  Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say! 

3.  Yeah Chewie's got a hair problem.  What the brother gonna do?  He's a
    wookie. 

2.  Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? 

1.  Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Mother Fucker' on
    it.