IJMC - New Ben & Jerry's Flavors?

I just realized something. It took the presidential scandal in the U.S. 
to keep the Microsoft vs. Department of Justice lawsuit out of the news. 
Man, they need to finish up with Bubba soon, I want the dirt on that 
lawsuit! There just hasn't been enough Microsloth bashing on the IJMC in 
the last couple of months. I'm going into withdrawal!              -dave






 Ben & Jerry's flavors or Clinton Nicknames?
 
            Slick Willie
            Chunky Monkey
            Double Nut Joy
            Subpoenas 'n' Cream
            Impeach-Mint
            Candy Pants
            Chocolate Chip Doughboy
            Chilly Hillbilly
            Draft-Dodging Pot-Smoking Intern-Nailing Raspberry Swirl
            Vanilla
            Pantsachio
            Subpoena Colada
            Biscuits 'n' Gravy
            Horny Bubba Crunch
            Arkansas Peach
            Subpoena Butter Cup
            Peppermint Fattie
            Captain Cream
            Fat Ass
            Tubby Bubba
            Hillary Chiller
            Fundraising Coffee
            Oval Office Surprise
            Arkansas Smoothie
            Hyperactive Nuts
            Scandalberry