IJMC - Two Wishes

And I'm in the state of "take two and call me in the morning." I need 
some aspirin. To quote Matt Frewer, "Aspwen, aspwen is a miwwacle dwug." 
Uhh, major headache. G'night all.                                  -dave








 A guy from Israel and a guy from Syria are fighting over a lantern when a
genie pops out and grants one wish to each of them.

 The Syrian quickly says, "I want a wall around all of Syria to  protect my
culture. Make it about 150 feet high, so nothing can get in or out."

 "It is done," says the genie, turning to the other guy. "And what is your
wish?"

 The guy from Israel smiles and says, "FILL IT WITH WATER."