IJMC - The Kids

Talk about your double standards...makes me almost wish I was the 
daughter of a Jewish mother. Almost. Have a great weekend everyone...I'll 
be sure to keep you posted on my unpacking progress!                -dave








  Two Jewish mothers met for coffee.

   "Well Ruthie, how are the kids?"

  "To tell you the truth, my Abie has married a slut! She doesn't get out
of bed until 11, she's out all day spending his money on God knows what, 
and when he gets home, exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner for 
him? Psha! She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."

   "And Esther?"

  "Ah! Esther has married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed, he gives
her enough money to buy all she needs, and in the evening he takes her 
out to dinner at a smart restaurant."