IJMC - That Nice Morris Finkleman

Seems like this Mr. Finkleman knows what he's up to...perhaps a little 
more than myself, I might say. Ok, a lot more...anyway, fyi, I'm job 
searching again. Eight of us at my company are being let go before our 
contracts are up. I think it's a budget cut, and my boss is very direct 
in saying it isn't performance based. So, off for bigger and better 
things, I am. I'll keep everyone updated...                       -dave





  Sadie and Yetta, two widows, are talking:


  Sadie: "That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out for a date. I know you
went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before
an answer I give him."


  Yetta: "Vell.... I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual like
a clock. And like such a mench he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful lining.
And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die from.
Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but such a beautiful car... a
limousine even, uniformed chauffer and all. Then he takes me out for a
dinner... Marvelous dinner. Kosher even. Then ve go se a show....  let me
tell you Sadie,I enjoyed it so much I could just PLOTZ!
So then we are coming back to my apartment, and into an ANIMAL he turns.
Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with
me!"


  Sadie: "Oy vey... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"


  Yetta: "No... I'm just saying that if you do, you should just wear a
shmatta.