IJMC A Small Suprise

                         IJMC - A Small Suprise

Ok, so this one is kinda sorta but not really another pun. It's cute 
though, and I think well worth your time to read. And besides, I know 
some of the things you'll be getting from the International *JUNK* Mail 
Clearinghouse this week. Enjoy while you can. <grin>              -dave







A grandmother was pleasantly surprised by her 7 year old grandson one
morning. He had made her coffee. She drank what was, without a doubt, the
worst cup of coffee she had ever had in her life. When she got to the
bottom, she saw three of those little green army men in the cup. She said,

   "Honey, can you tell me why there are little army men in my coffee?"

Her grandson said, 

   "Grandma, don't you know what they say on TV? 'The best part of waking
up is soldiers in your cup!'" 



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