IJMC - Jewish Chinese?

I personally like tonight's post...but then that could be since I'm 
exhausted and a pretty woman told me she's busy for the next two weeks. 
Why does that have any effect? Well, since I'm tired I may not be 
thinking straight...and since the pretty woman told me she's busy, well, 
that made me happy...cause she said she's not busy in two weeks...there's 
a chance for me yet! Of course, it might take years of intensive therapy 
and cattle prods, but isn't that what life is anyway? <grin>        -dave




 The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Taiwan Chinese.
 It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by
 the silence that they didn't get along.

 After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like
 Chinese."

 The First Officer replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why is that?"

 The Captain said, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like
 Chinese."

 The F.O. said, "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That
 JAPANESE, not Chinese."

 And the Captain answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it
 doesn't matter. They're all alike."

 Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer said, "No
 like Jew."

 The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

 "Jews sink Titanic."

 The Captain tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the
 Titanic. It was an iceberg."

 "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. no mattah .. all same."