IJMC - Grade School Sex Education

Sometimes kids say the darndest things...and some times other people use
kids as the voice for a joke. I think this one falls into that
category. But this will be one of the few posts this week that does not
mention a certain US event. At least not by name. For those who are
keeping track, I am finishing up my European Tour with a whirlwind of five
countries in six days. The past couple of days saw me in Switzerland,
followed by Italy and Germany today. In a couple of hours I will be on a
train to Budapest, Hungary with Vienna, Austria as my final destination. A
couple of days back in France with my sister and cousin, then I will be on
a big ole jet airliner, taking me so far away...                     -dave





Three boys received their grades from their female sex education teacher.  
One got a D+, the second got a D-, and the third boy got an F.

  "One day we should get her for this," said the first boy.

  "I agree, we'll grab her...." said the second boy.

  "Yeah," said the third boy, "and then we'll kick her in the nuts!"