IJMC - I Want a Recount Too

With all this talk of recounts, I am wondering how many subscribers I
could claim if I included everyone who has ever had a subscription to this
list...I mean, that is how America On-Line counts their members. Of
course, I would get nothing more than bragging rights since I do not have
to justify my numbers to advertisers or anyone else. Kinda nice like
that. Yeah, it means I am not always driven to put out, but that is not
such a bad thing, eh?                                                -dave





I just wanted everyone to know that I have initiated a class action
lawsuit against the State of Texas.
  
I wanted you to hear it from me before you read about it in the paper. In
summary, I bought a Lotto ticket on the drive to work weeks ago. After
reviewing my picks last night I noticed that I (in a honest mistake)
picked the wrong numbers.
  
What I actually meant to pick were the correct numbers. Accordingly, I
should be awarded the 40 million dollar lotto prize that was issued that
week.  I'm certain others made the same dreadful mistake.
  
I'm also reviewing previously unclaimed winning tickets because I also
have the right to claim them as mine.
  
I have also filed a lawsuit against the State of Florida. After thinking
about my SAT scores, I feel there is a chance that I may have punched the
wrong answers on several questions, or selected two answers if I wasn't
certain, when I took the exam 32 years ago. If I had been treated fairly,
I might have grown up to be a Bill Gates.
  
The questions were (at times) very misleading and the exam score card was
quite confusing.
  
Thanks for your understanding on this serious matter. And please feel free
to join in on the lawsuit.