IJMC - Decision By Christmas

I dunno which is worse, that the US presidential election continues on or
that the press seems hard pressed to figure out when it might end. Every
day seems to bring us another due date for the final results! I am now
hearing December 1st to finish a hand recount in the three questioned
Democratic counties. I said it on Nov. 7th and I will now say it here, I
think Bush will be the president in the end. Does that mean I like it? I
will not say, I just believe after all the postulating and posing, America
will have the president they elected...which, on Nov. 7, was Bush. Now I
will also forecast that Bush will be like his father...one term.     -dave




1. On the First day of voting, my party gave to me - a recount in Palm
Beach by the sea.

                
2. On the Second day of voting, my party gave to me - two disgruntled
pollsters and a recount in Palm Beach by the sea.

                
3. On the Third day of voting, my party gave to me - A three-ring
political circus, two disgruntled pollsters and a recount in Palm Beach by
the sea.

                
4. On the Fourth day of voting, my party gave to me - Four biased
liberals, a three-ring political circus, two disgruntled pollsters and a
recount in Palm Beach by the sea.

                
5. On the Fifth day of voting, my part gave to me - FIVE GOLDEN CHADS!
Four biased liberals, a three-ring political circus, two disgruntled
pollsters and a recount in Palm Beach by the sea.

                
6. On the Sixth day of voting, my party gave to me - Six lawyers leaping -
FIVE GOLDEN CHADS! Four biased liberals, a three-ring political circus,
two disgruntled pollsters and a recount in Palm Beach by the sea.

                
7. On the Seventh day of voting, my party gave to me - Seven punch holes
for popping, six lawyers leaping - FIVE GOLDEN CHADS! Four biased
liberals, a three-ring political circus, two disgruntled pollsters and a
recount in Palm Beach by the sea.

                
8. On the Eighth day of voting, my party gave to me - Eight tons of BS -
Seven punch holes for popping, six lawyers leaping - FIVE GOLDEN CHADS!
Four biased liberals, a three-ring political circus, two disgruntled
pollsters and a recount in Palm Beach by the sea.

                
9. On the Ninth day of voting, my party gave to me - Nine absentee ballots
- Eight tons of BS - Seven punch holes for popping, six lawyers leaping -
FIVE GOLDEN CHADS! Four biased liberals, a three ring circus, two
disgruntled pollsters and a recount in Palm Beach by the sea.

                
10. On the Tenth day of voting, my party gave to me - Ten tumbling
lawsuits - Nine absentee ballots - Eight tons of BS - Seven punch holes
for popping, six lawyers leaping - FIVE GOLDEN CHADS! Four biased
liberals, a three-ring political circus, two disgruntled pollsters and a
recount in Palm Beach by the sea.

                
11. On the Eleventh day of voting, my party gave to me - Eleven overseas
ballots - Ten tumbling lawsuits - Nine absentee ballots - Eight tons of BS
- Seven punch holes for popping, six lawyers leaping - FIVE GOLDEN CHADS!
Four biased liberals, a three-ring political circus, two disgruntled
pollsters and a recount in Palm Beach by the sea.

                
12. On the Twelfth day of voting, my party gave to me - Twelve circuit
judges - Eleven overseas ballots - Ten tumbling lawsuits - Nine absentee
ballots - Eight tons of BS - Seven punch holes for popping, six lawyers
leaping - FIVE GOLDEN CHADS! Four biased liberals, a three-ring political
circus, two disgruntled pollsters, and a recount in Palm Beach by the sea!


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