IJMC - I Won a Motor Home

None of you will ever hear from me again. I won a motor home and I am 
gonna get in it and just drive all over everywhere for as long as I like. 
No internet, no phones, no tv...ahh, the thought is pleasant. What a 
shame I did not actually win a motor home...of course, if I did, I could 
give you, the subscribers, a chance to pick me up a satellite internet 
system and then I could update the list from all around the continent. 
Think how cool my blurbs would be as I gave status updates of where I was 
and what I saw...hmm...someone wanna get me a motor home and satellite 
internet? No? Oh well...back to the grind then...                   -dave


A blonde goes to a fast food restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to
drink it.  She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize. She
pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON!  I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a
motor home!"

The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize
given away was a mini van!"

The blonde replies, "No.  I WON A motor, I WON a motor home!"

By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You
couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a
prize!"

Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor
home!"

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A
BAGEL."