IJMC - A Simple Conversation

Who knows, maybe someday I will be in a position to have a conversation 
like this...unlikely, but always a possibility. Until then, I will simply 
continue to dream about women who can put up with seeing my ugly mug 
every morning. Dreams are good to have...without them, you have nothing 
left to achieve. G'night folks.                                     -dave






One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner:

WOMAN:   What would you do if I died?  Would you get married again?
MAN:     Definitely not!
WOMAN:   Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN:     Of course I do.
WOMAN:   Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN:     Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN:   You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN:     (makes audible groan)
WOMAN:   Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN:     Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN:   Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN:     That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN:   And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN:     She can't use them; she's left-handed.
WOMAN:   - - - silence - - -
MAN:     Shit.