IJMC - Twisted Oldie

For some of you long time subscribers, you will recognize this one. 
Although someone has re-written it a bit, this is basically the same 
story I sent out in April of 1998. However, I like the re-write and I am 
pressed for time right now...so out it goes.                       -dave

P.S. Apologies in advance to blondes...just substitute "dave" for "A 
blonde" if ya like...this sounds like something I might do...




A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse
immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs
for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down
the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious
to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away
from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at
the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the
ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is
mere moments away from unconsciousness
when to her great fortune...

...the Wal-Mart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.