IJMC - The Early Bird...

Ya know, you can go through irish cream quickly. No more. All gone. So, I 
guess I go to bed so I can get up to go to work so I can go to bed so I 
can get up to go to work so I can, awh, g'night.                    -dave








Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first
one. "Me, too" said the second. "let's fly down and find some lunch."
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of
worms. They ate, and ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no more.
"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree", said the
first one. "Me either. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun", 
said the second. "O.K" said the first. They plopped down, basking in the 
sun. No sooner had they fallen asleep, a big fat tom cat snuck up and 
gobbled them all up. As he sat washing his face after his meal, he 
thought, "I love baskin' robins."