IJMC - Take This Job And...

Kinda scary. After working an eleven hour day, I was driving home and 
found myself thinking it would be nice to get some rest so I can go back 
to work in the morning. Obviously, I think I have lost whatever life I 
may have had...now then, if I worked for the Q-Tip company, I would be 
really scared by this though. Instead, I am just sorta concerned.  -dave






Sometimes, you just have to be thankful of the job you have.


When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this.
On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section
where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal
thermometer made by *Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand. 

When you get home,lock your doors, draw the drapes,and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very
comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open
the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and
carefully place it on the bed side table so that it will not become
chipped or broken. 

Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read
it you will notice in small print the statement that *every rectal
thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested. 

Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I do
not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."