IJMC - Tales From the Hood

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said, the rest of you, read on and enjoy. Happy Halloween!          -dave









In all seriousness, my journalism teacher asked us to write this news=20
report.  It's kind of funny, take a look. Thanks!


The Hood Story

Big Bad Wolf was shot last night after he allegedly ate Mrs. Hattie Hood
in her home deep in the forest.=20

"=93We are afraid Mrs. Hood may have been consumed by Wolf,"=94 detective J=
o
Smythe said.=20

Woodsman Harvey Hack was on his way home when he heard Little Miss Riding
Hood (not to be confused with Little Red Riding Hood, her cousin,) scream
from her grandmother=92s house.=20

"=93I shoved open the door and saw Big Bad Wolf about to grab Miss Hood,"
Hack said.  "=93I shot him right in the back of the head."=94

Little Miss Riding Hood had come over with a basket of food, and she
allegedly assumed something was wrong with her grandmother.=20

"=93I mentioned the ears and the teeth to show I was suspicious,"=94 Miss H=
ood=20
said. "=93Big Bad Wolf jumped out of bed and started chasing me all over th=
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house."

Big Bad Wolf had allegedly attempted to eat Miss Hood.

Authorities are now investigating the situation.  We will have more
information on what happened to Mrs. Hood after the autopsy on Wolf this
afternoon.=20

Staff Reporter Jessica Alaimo
IJMC Times