IJMC - A Howl-o-ween Story
 
Not only am I behind in sending posts, I am now sending painful posts. Oh 
well, just try and grin and bear it. I should be able to find something 
better in a moment...                                               -dave






 

It was a dark and dreary night......



A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..." behind him. 


Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin
banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... 



"BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..."



The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly
after him..... faster...faster...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP. 



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
and locks the door behind him, however, the coffin crashes through his
door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... on the
heels of the terrified man. 



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly
towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...all he
can find is a bottle of Vicks 44! 



Desperate, he throws the medicine bottle at the coffin.



...and







...of course









...the coffin stops!