IJMC - ...Then Came Wife 1.0

We almost have a thread going here in these posts...this one is 
completely new, a response to the last post. Original content even. 
However, I think it ends here. 

Quick mention, if you want light and happy, skip the next post. I will 
warn once again within the post, and the third will be light.    -dave





In response to your upgrades questions...It is this web techs advice that
you spend more time learning all the applications of Wife 1.0. It is a
fine operating program and any glitches are most probably due to operator
error. Your troubles are not singular as many have had trouble upgrading
from Girlfriend 7.0 and many who upgraded to Girlfriend 7.2 also known as
SexPartner1.1 have had trouble with adjusting to Wife 1.0. Some have even
had to add more RAM to their evening work applications to meet the all
encompasing needs of Wife 1.0. It is noted that a graphic enhancement
package usually works along well with Man 2.0 also known as Husband 0.3.
As your working knowledge of Wife 1.0 increases with time and use you will
notice that Man 2.0 will enable you to upgrade Man 2.0 to WaSM 3.5 with
ease (note: WaSM is a new program being developed for strong women of the
21st century to be known as Worth a Shit Man) although many believe this
program, like AOL, will never really be of full benifit to any user. As
for applications such as Poker-night 10.3, Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday
Football 5.0 are all written within Man 2.0 and connot be deleted without
changing the total program of Man 2.0. This usually results in Man 2.0
becoming corrupt and has been known to become Gayness +1 or the user will
find the default which we all know to be RoamingEye 6.5.

To conclude I concure with Joe that he is screwed (must be a new user of
Wife 1.0 as the screwing is known to stop about 1 year after installation)
and suggest that the program must be fem-user friendly. Keep in mind that
today we can run many applications at the same time and need to keep up
with the current programs to continue the joy that Wife 1.0 can bring to
anyone who hase dared to make the upgrade. 

Brad
(p.s. I had to send this from a fem-friendly PC as mine is down awaiting
Mexicans w/carpet. And no this is not a new Gaming Software)