IJMC Half Full or Half Empty

                   IJMC - Half Full or Half Empty

I'm trying to remember if I'm an ENTJ or an ESTJ...either one works for 
me, I think they both fit me fairly well. If you're not sure what you 
are, well, check out http://keirsey.com/ for a little help. There's a few 
tests there that will let you know what you seem to be. Of course, for 
me, using both the questionaires on the site (dramatic pause for suspense 
here) I'm both. I'm a "Fieldmarshal" according to the first quiz and a 
"Guardian" according to the second. I'm just everywhere.            -dave


INTJ: Glass is made from silicon dioxide, heated to a temperature of ... 

INTP: The glass is full -- half water, half air! 

ENTP: Voila! 0.157 litres of dihydrogen oxide, prepared by micro-gnomes. 

ENTJ: Hey! This is a beer glass, not a water glass! 

INFJ: This glass of water is a metaphor for my life. 

INFP: But look! A crystalline vessel, filled with shimmering, life-giving 

ENFP: Whooeee! Water fight! 

ENFJ: There's more than enough for friends to share. 

ISFJ: I bet my friend would like to have some water right now ... 

ISFP: (Holds up glass of water, tilts it from side to side, wiggles 
finger in it, licks finger, grins slightly, moves on.) 

ESFP: There's a glass of water! You know, it's healthy to drink a lot of 
water! Why, I remember when I was growing up, we used to ... 

ESFJ: I can't believe someone would leave this dirty glass out here! 
Clean up this mess right now! 

ISTJ: It's half empty now, and it wouldn't surprise me if it dried up 

ISTP: So? It's water. Big deal! 

ESTP: You call that a glass of water? Why, back where I come from, ... 

ESTJ: Hey! Whose job was it to fill up this glass?

IJMC May 1999 Archives