IJMC 50 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman

             IJMC - 50 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman

Ok, I have a challenge for all of you readers out there. I want a reader 
created "50 Reasons Why It's Great to want a Woman" as well as a reader 
built "50 Reasons Why It's Great to want a Man". I think you can do it, 
and impress me in the process. Get with your coworkers, your friends, 
your family, or your mates...then send me the results. If you can't get 
50 by yourself, then send me what you come up with and I'll pick my 
favorite fifty and send it back out. Make me proud.                -dave

 1.   Free drinks.
 2.   Free dinners.
 3.   Free movies (you get the point).
 4.   You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
 5.   You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
 6.   You know The Truth about whether size matters.
 7.   Speeding ticket?  What's that?
 8.   New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
 9.   You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically
      positioned in high school.
 10.  If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, you're
      not the devil.
 11.  Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
 12.  If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out
 13.  If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
 14.  You can sleep your way to the top.
 15.  You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
 16.  Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
 17.  It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group
 18.  No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
 19.  Brad Pitt.
 20.  You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.
 21.  If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being
      emotionally neglected.
 22.  YOU never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
 23.  You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.
 24.  No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
 25.  If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have
      to break up with them.
 26.  Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
 27.  If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
 28.  You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her butt.
 29.  If you have a zit, you can conceal it.
 30.  You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates
      are still there.
 31.  If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
 32.  You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
 33.  You have the ability to dress yourself.
 34.  You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
 35.  You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture
      them naked.
 36.  If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like
      an idiot.
 37.  If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend its aftershave.
 38.  You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.
 39.  You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
 40.  You can quickly end any fight by crying.
 41.  Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's
      spinach in your teeth.
 42.  There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.
 43.  You've never had a goatee.
 44.  Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.
 45.  You'll never regret piercing your ears.
 46.  You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
 47.  You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra.
 48.  You don't have hair on your back.
 49.  You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
 50.  You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can.

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