IJMC Two Bees and a Bar-Mitzvah

                   IJMC - Two Bees and a Bar-Mitzvah

Why do I feel that this one is wide open, ripe even, for a bad pun. Yet, 
I won't do that to you, not tonight. Tonight is good. Tonight is just 
good. Changes, they are a comin.                                   -dave

Two bees were hungry.  One bee told another bee about a great bar-mitzvah
down the road with really terrific flowers where a feast could be had.  The
bee flew off and came back some time later. He was wearing a yarmulke.  The
first bee asked why he was wearing it.  Well, said the second bee, I didn't
want them to think I was a wasp.

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