IJMC - If You've Had Too Much of the 90's...
...and you already know it, you might want to skip this one. It will only
rub it in. Some things just weren't meant to be, and I'm still trying to
figure out if this decade was one of those things. I have no idea what
the coming century is bringing for us, but I plan to be here to find out.
Who knows, maybe I can even toss in my two bits... -dave
22 Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90's:
22. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out
of the back seat of your car.
21. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do
not have e-mail addresses.
20. Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to your
19. You have a "to do list" that includes entries for lunch and
bathroom breaks and they are usually the ones that never get
18. You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
17. Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and
16. You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
15. You assume the question to valet park or not is rhetorical.
14. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
13. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
12. Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of
the products don't even exist any more.
11. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to
improve their profits.
10. You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats to
9. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
8. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a
7. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive
restaurant in town within the same week.
6. You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a
project" are acceptable English phrases.
5. You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know
your next door neighbors.
4. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday
3. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his
ideas into a matrix.
2. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
1. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.