IJMC - The Top 10 Features of the Pentium III Chip
          
Ok, Space Jam is a pretty good movie. The plot is what you'd expect, the 
computer animation could use a few more years maturing but was mostly 
good, the voice acting was passable, and the humor had some great 
moments. Overall, I'm glad I saw it. Granted, it helped that the company 
and the dinner preceding the movie was good, although I think I would 
have liked it anyway. Moving right along, this post was sent to me as a 
top 14 guide, but I really didn't like several of them and so I clipped 
it to ten. I hope you like what made it through!                   -dave



             The Top 10 Features of the Pentium III Chip
	 
 10.Automatically removes copyright notices from humor lists.
 
  9.Minesweeper now runs really, really, really fast.
 
  8.Garunteed 100% Mathomaticly Ackurat
 
  7.Goes great with Pentium III salsa!
 
  6.Converts your 3-month-old, $2000 computer into a handy boat anchor.
 
  5.In benchmark tests against other chips, it consistently delivered
    vastly higher prices.
 
  4.Now featuring "Good ol' Vulcan Logic"
 
  3.Like all Pentiums, it provides its own fireworks at Midnight, January
    31, 1999.
 
  2.In anticipation of Y10K, all years are stored as Roman numerals.

           and the Number 1 Feature of the Pentium III Chip...
 
  1.Allows net geeks to go twice as long without human contact.