IJMC - God Advertises

I just don't know what to say about this one. So I won't. I guess I 
should say something, uhm, yeah, right. Ok, nevermind, I'm just not going 
to say anything and I'll finish out the last post to catch up with. -dave








Guess what's happening in Florida?  Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising
agency launched a billboard series (including the inside and outside of
buses) that included 17 different messages from God.  This is a
non-denominational campaign which started in September, ends soon, and was
apparently sponsored by an anonymous client.  Well, some of them are good
for a laugh.  Enjoy and don't say I never gave you anything! 

 1.  Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game - God

 2.  C'mon Over And Bring The Kids - God

 3.  What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand? - God

 4.  We Need To Talk - God

 5.  Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer - God

 6.  Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage - God

 7.  That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It. - God

 8.  I Love You...I Love You...I Love You... - God 

 9.  Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place? - God

10.  Follow Me. - God

11.  Big Bang Theory? You've Got To Be Kidding. - God

12.  My Way Is The Highway. - God

13.  Need Directions? - God

14.  You Think It's Hot Here? - God

15.  Tell The Kids I Love Them. - God

16.  Need a Marriage Counselor?  I'm Available. - God

17.  Have You Read My #1 Best Seller?  There Will Be A Test.. - God

18.  Don't Make Me Come Down There.  - God