IJMC - Uhm. Jewish Country.

Where is #5, #10, and #14. And why do I have to be drunk to notice 
they're missing? I didn't notice they were gone when I was sober. So if 
you see #5, #10, or #14, tell them they're wanted at home. hMM. i think I 
found them. I'll let you know tomorrow.                             -dave







 1. I Was One of the Chosen People (Til She Chose Somebody Else)

 2. 3 Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights

 3. I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You?

 4. My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin Over Tonight

 6. Stand by Your Mensch

 7. Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes

 8. I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart

 9. My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt

11. The Second Time She Said Shalom, I Knew She Meant Goodbye

12. You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin

13. You Been Talkin Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to To town

15. Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When 
    They  Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware 
    Business that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My 
    Father Sweated  Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything 
    Now That You 're  Turning Your Back on Such a Gift)