IJMC - Too Funny Not to be True

There are some things in life that are just too funny not to be true. 
Saying that no one could have thought it up. Maybe this isn't that funny. 
Maybe you'll read tonights post and think, "dave, you're wrong. That just 
ain't funny. I was one of those guys." Or maybe not. Maybe I'll stop 
rambling and let you get on with the story to make up your own mind. Nah, 
I wanna ramble just a bit more. Ok, I'm done now.                   -dave





(Supposedly) TRUE STORY: Carjacking Foiled

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon return, found four 
males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew 
her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her 
voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required: 
so get out of the car. The four men didn't wait around for a 
second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon
the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back 
of the car and get into the drivers seat.

Small problem: Her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was
identical and parked four or five spaces farther down. She 
loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. 
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in 
two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, 
where four pale white males were reporting a carjacking
by a mad elderly white woman; no charges were filed.