IJMC - The Man and His Bucket

I was going to talk about the woes of my ADSL connection this weekend, 
however, that's a dull and depressing topic so I'm going to leave it at 
this. Tomorrow marks the beginning of another week and I have high hopes 
for this week. I'm working on getting a new job, classes enter their 
third week, and I'm hoping to spend time fixing up my apartment. All in 
all, it should be a good week. I hope yours is as well.           -dave





   The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive
in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming suit, but who cared?  He
was all alone.  So he undressed and got into the water. 

   After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies
walked onto the shore in his direction.  He panicked, got out of the water
and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby.  He held the bucket in
front of his private parts and sighed with relief.  The ladies got nearby
and looked at him.  He felt awkward and wanted to move.  Then one of the
ladies said: 

 'You know, I have a special gift, I can read minds.'

  'Impossible', said the embarrassed man, 'You really know what I think?'

 'Yes', the lady replied, 'Right now, I bet you think that the bucket
you're holding has a bottom.'