IJMC - A Matter of Perspective

Ok, so there's another reason why I'm sending all of these out at once. 
You see, years ago, I used to send out huge "misc" posts (check out the 
Orphan Annie page on the website) with several different jokes in each 
one. Now, I just send out one at a time, generally. (No hard or fast 
rules here...) So if someone sends a submission with several different 
jokes in it, I milk it for all I think it's worth. The last post, this 
post, and the next post all come from one submission...one for which I 
rather owe the submitter an email...erp.                          -dave



As a man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.  Answering, he
heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the
news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" 

Herman replied, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"