IJMC - RE: Make $$$$ Fast!

Less than hours after I sent out yesterday's IJMC post, this arrived in 
my emailbox. I think it's appropriate and close enough to Junk for the 
International Junk Mail Clearinghouse. I hope you get as much of a kick 
out of it as I did, or that perhaps you are one who needs the help 
offerred within it's words...of course, that would scare me.      -dave






In response to make $$$$ fast,

While some users can simply interpolate the instructions provided by Dr. Ed,
this message is in compilation of the 'Make $$$$ Fast' method.

While it has been proven that the Shift-4 method may work for some users,
others might have a problem negotiating the keyboard. This document will
help the less fortunate who need special attention they deserve.

We begin with keyboard problems, while it may seem trivial to some users who
are familiar with the QWERTY keyboard layout, the jumble of keys in a
disorganized manor may be daunting to some novice users. Follow these simple
directions precisely and you should have no trouble completing a dual key
operation:

1. Locate the "space bar", it is the long bar towards the bottom of the
   keyboard
2. Locate the "C" key just above the space bar, it is on the left side. note
   there are no ""'s around the "C" on the keyboard, that is normal.
3. with your eyes, trace directly up the keyboard, just before the keys
   split you will find the "4" button. Notice how there is a little "$" just
   above the "4" that indicates you have found the correct 4 button. if the
   symbol is more of an arrow pointing to the left, you have located the 
   wrong "4" please goto step 1 and try again. You have successfully 
   found the correct "4"/"$" button, DON'T PRESS IT NOW!
4. Now, remembering where the "4"/"$" key is located, we will now find the
   key called the "shift key", Find the "space bar" once again
5. looking to the just to left of the "space bar" and up diagonally, you
   will find a key labeled "Shift" or indicates an up arrow, generally the
   "shift key" is oblong in comparison to the regular keys it should be 
   easy to locate. Congratulations on locating the "shift key".
6. This is where it gets tricky, depressing the newly located "shift key"
   with the right hand. Drawing from steps 1-4 re-locate the "4/$" key and
   depress quickly and releasing the "4/$" key and the "shift key"
   simultaneously. it might take some practice but you will be rewarded a "$"
   character on screen. If you make an error i.e. a 4 appears on the 
   screen in place of the requested "$" the keyboard was designed to 
   allow mistakes to be taken care of with the "back space" key.
7. Repeat 1-6 three more times to create the string of text "$$$$"


Happy $ making.

TCA