IJMC - Getting Your Irish Up

I don't have much to say this morning...other than chocolate is a 
wonderful thing. Especially with all kinds of fruit to dip in it. Oi, I 
haven't eaten that much in well, about four years, the last time I 
partook of such a feast. Next time though, I'm taking a wheelchair and 
someone else is driving home afterwards!                           -dave






An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers.  He then pulls a small
green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter.  As he's
drinking one drink and the green man is drinking the other, an Englishman
down the bar who has had a few too many drinks says "Hey, what's that
little green thing down there?" 

The green man runs down the bar gives the Englishman a raspberry,
"SPLBLBLBLT!," right in the face and runs back to the Irishman.  

The Englishman mops himself off and says to the Irishman, "Hey, what is
that thing, anyway?" 

The Irishman replies, "Have some respect.  He's a leprechaun." 

"Oh, all right." the Englishman says sullenly.  They all go back to
drinking beer.  

An hour or so later, the Englishman is really plastered.  "Boy, that
leprechaun sure is an ugly little bastard!" he says.  The leprechaun runs
down the bar and gives the Englishman a raspberry again- SPLBLBLBLBT!  

This time the Englishman is really mad!  "Tell that leprechaun that if he
does that again I'll cut his dick off!" he shouts.  

"You can't do that" says the Irishman.  "Leprechauns don't have dicks." 

"How do they pee, then?" asks the Englishman.  

"They don't," says the Irishman.  "They go SPLBLBLBLBT."