IJMC - The Storks Bring the Babies

In case anyone was wondering, my old friend the spell checker showed up 
again. So I'm happy. I always think it's neat how some of the people on 
this mailing list have been around since almost day one. It's cool 
knowing some people have put up with me and enjoyed enough of what I've 
sent out to stick with it...I mean sheesh, I've stuck with it all this 
time, and I'm not that crazy...right? :)                          -dave





Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork
and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying
and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry,
son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing
people babies and making them happy."

The next night, it's father's turn to do the job.
Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork
is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will
be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy
to new mommies and daddies."

A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate:
their son is absent from the nest all night!  Shortly
before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where
he's been all night.

The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the hell
out of college students!"