IJMC - Chinese Interpretations

I'm looking at this one and thinking, "yes, this is somewhat offensive." 
Yet not so much offensive towards the Chinese, but instead offensive 
towards American understanding of the Chinese languages. Oh well, I still 
think it's funny and hope you do too. And if you don't, well, you know 
who to email...                                                     -dave






                           Chinese Interpretation
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   Are you harboring a fugitive?                     Hu Yu Hai Ding?
   See me A.S.A.P.                                       Kum Hia Nao
   Stupid Man                                                Dum Gai
   Small Horse                                          Tai Ni Po Ni
   Your price is too high!                         No Bai Dam Ting!!
   Did you go to the beach?                           Wai Yu So Tan?
   I bumped into a coffee table                       Ai Bang Mai Ni
   I think you need a facelift                           Chin Tu Fat
   It's very dark in here                                Wai So Dim?
   Has your flight been delayed?                  Hao Long Wei Ting?
   That was an unauthorized execution.                     Lin Ching
   I thought you were on a diet                    Wai Yu Mun Ching?
   This is a tow away zone.                              No Pah King
   You know the lyrics to the Macarena?        Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
   You are not very bright                                 Yu So Dum
   I got this for free                                     Ai No Pei
   I am not guilty                                      Wai Hang Mi?
   Please, stay a while longer.                          Wai Go Nao?
   Our meeting was scheduled for next week            Wai Yu Kum Nao
   They have arrived                                     Hia Dei Kum
   Stay out of sight                                          Lei Lo
   He's cleaning his automobile                          Wa Shing Ka
   Your body odor is offensive                            Hu Man Go!
   Pew! does this bathroom stink!                     Hu Flung Dung?