IJMC - Sleepless in Hell

And this is what happens when you have a bored, semi-drunk, not 
particularly lucid Dave reading this type of message. Since I originally 
thought You've Got Mail should have been called Sleepless in Seattle II: 
Sleepless in New York, well, tonight's post was simply ripe for me to 
play with. So the new accomplice is Dave Thompson...as far as I know, all 
the "Sleepless in..." are original per me, while the "You've Got..." are 
attributed below.                                                   -dave




This is what happens when you have bunch of bored grad students on a rainy
Friday afternoon. The main instigator was Malcolm Ryan; and his
accomplices were: Mark Reid, Kyle Dean, Joe Thurbon, Jamie Westendorp,
Waleed Kadous. As far as we know, this is original ... 

Coming this season to a cinema near you, Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan star as...

  ...two meteorologists, struggling with severe weather, in: 
     
     You've Got Hail!		or	Sleepless in Seattle

  ...two blind people, falling in love over dots on a page, in:

     You've Got Braille!	or	Sleepless in 3D

  ...a petty crim and his defence lawyer, going to court, in:

     You've Got Bail!		or	Sleepless in Jail

  ...and the heart-wrenching sequel, after he blows it:

     You've Got Gaol!		or	Sleepless in Scotland

  ...two American high school students, waiting for their College 
     entrance results, in:

     You've Got Yale!		or	Sleepless in the Dorm

  ...and their blurry initiation to the world of fraternities, in:

     You've Got Ale!		or	Sleepless in a Still

  ...and comparing results after a stormy freshman year, in:

     You've Got Fail!		or	Sleepless in the Dorm II

  ...two Knights from the Court of King Arthur, donning their armour, in:

     You've Got Mail!		or	Sleepless in Camelot

  ...and return victorious from their lifelong quest in:

     You've Got Grail!		or	Sleepless in Indiana Jones 3

  ...two old people, meeting again after so many years, in:

     You've Got Frail!		or	Sleepless in Cocoon II

  ...Captain Ahab and Moby Dick, in:

     You've Got Whale!		or	Sleepless and the Sea

  ...two lovers, eating escargot in a French restaurant, in:

     You've Got Snail!		or	Sleepless in Six Feet Deep

  ...two lusers, getting online for the first time, in:

     You've Got AOL!		or	Sleepless in Online Hell

  ...two geologists, fall in love over a piece over sedimentary rock, in:

     You've Got Shale!		or	Sleepless in Limestone

  ...Charles Darwin and a monkey, arguing about evolution, in:

     You've Got Tail!		or	Sleepless in the Jungle

  ...two yachtsmen, setting out on a leisurely cruise, in:

     You've Got Sail!		or	Sleepless in the Jungle

  ...and the frightening sequel when the weather turns nasty, in:

     You've Got Gale!		or	Sleepless with the Wind

  ...and as the water level rises, they fight to stay afloat, in:

     You've Gotta Bail!		or	Sleepless in Titanic

  ...two female gymnasts, barred from the Sydney Olympics, when their
     hormone tests come back, in:

     You've Got Male!		or	Sleepless in Sydney

  ...two loaves of bread, left on the shelf for too long, in:

     You've Got Stale!		or	Sleepless in Wonderbread

  ...Jack and Jill, going up the hill, in:

     You've Got Pail!		or	Sleepless in Fairy Tale

  ...two tycoons, forging the link to the West, in:

     You've Got Rail!		or	Sleepless in Pullman Coach

  ...two S&M fetishists, taking their sport to new extremes, in:

     You've Got Flail!		or	Sleepless in ain't going there

  ...a bride and her dressmaker, adding the final touches, in:

     You've Got Veil!		or	Sleepless in Four Weddings and a Funeral

  ...George and Barbara Bush, coping with poor preselection, in:
     
     You've Got Quayle!		or	Sleepless in '92

  ...Hansel and Gretel, finding their way home, in:

     You've Got Trail!		or	Sleepless in Gingerbread

  ...a Nazi soldier greeting his Fuhrer, in:

     You've Got Heil!		or	Sleepless in Private Ryan

  ...a car-dealer and his customer, agreeing on a price, in:

     You've Got Sale!		or	Sleepless in Caddilac Jack

  ...twelve notes, separated by semitones, in:

     You've Got Scale!		or	Sleepless in D minor

  ...PhD students, compiling an enormous list of stupid puns, in:

     We Got Bored.		and	Sleepless with Dave...