IJMC - Ripped and Processed for Your Pleasure

Ok, so the title more reminds me of the one about the frantic woman on 
the airplane that was going down, but that's another story. Today's story 
is my network connection...hours of research and I am learning quite a 
bit about firewalls, proxies, masquerading, and Linux kernels yet I still 
do not have a solution for my own self made problem. Fingers are touching 
my thoughts though and I am narrowing on solutions and methods. Knowledge 
expands within my brain and I am reminded of something a friend once told 
me, "Dave, your mind is a sponge." Some days, that's true. Now let us see 
if this sponge can clean up my mess...                              -dave


From: Automated Payroll Processing Dept.
Date: January 1, 2000
Subject: Vacation Pay

Dear Valued Employee:

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the
past 100 year(s).  As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3
weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional
week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400
days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect
payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the
past 1,200 months. 

[Note - making the rounds - ed.]


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