IJMC - Woman's T-Shirt Slogans

My whole life, I've spent looking for a nice woman wearing the last 
t-shirt slogan. Now, I'd be glad to settle for one wearing the first. The 
rest, well, take 'em or leave 'em. Course, here I am talking on ICQ about 
a woman more likely to wear the latter instead of the former...ahh well, 
some things just aren't meant to be.                                -dave






 Women's T-Shirt Slogans        
 
 Don't piss me off!  I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
 
 Guys have feelings too.  But like...who cares?
 
 I don't believe in miracles.  I rely on them.
 
 Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
 
 I hate everybody, and you're next.
 
 And your point is...
 
 I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.
 
 I'm busy.  You're ugly.  Have a nice day.
 
 Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
 
 Remeber my name- you'll be screaming it later.
 
 Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
 
 Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
 
 I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
 
 Do NOT start with me.  You will NOT win.
 
 You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
 
 All stressed out and no one to choke.
 
 I'm on of those bad things that happens to good people.
 
 How can I miss you if you won't go away?
 
 Sorry if I look interested.  I'm not.
 
 If we are what eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.