IJMC - Men's Rules For Women

As promised, here's the retalitory strike. Actually, as of an hour ago, 
it is the first of two...tomorrow we have Dapper Dave's rules. So, sit 
back, relax, pop a cold one, and enjoy. And wait another day if you're 
gonna complain.                                                   -dave







  1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 

  2. Don't cut your hair, ever. 

  3. Don't make us guess. 

  4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
     you don't want to hear. 

  5. Sometimes he's not thinking about you, Live with it. 

  6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship". 

  7. Get rid of your cat. And No, it's not different. it's just like any
     other cat. 

  8. Cars are better than Cats. 

  9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the Changing of tides,
     Let it be. 

 10. Shopping is NOT everybody's Idea of a good time. 

 11. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 

 12. You have enough Clothes. 

 13. Crying is Black mail. Use it If you must, But don't expect us to like
     it. 

 14. Your brother is an Idiot. 

 15. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 

 16. No, He doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries. 

 17. Share the Bathroom & the closet. 

 18. Yes & No are perfectly acceptable Answers. 

 19. Nothing says "I Love You" like a Blowjob in the Morning. 

 20. Don't give us 50 Rules when 20 will do.