IJMC What Are Cats?

                          IJMC - What Are Cats?

It's two am. The feeling's gone. So, now, at five-thirty am, I'm home. 
And don't mind the state trooper who decided to put the fear of the law 
in me. I didn't mind him either. <grin>                           -dave








What are cats?

  1. They want, when they want.
  2. They rarely listen to you.
  3. They're totally unpredictable.
  4. They whine when they are not happy.
  5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
  6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
  8. They're moody.
  9. They leave their hair everywhere.
 10. They drive you nuts.

 Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.


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