IJMC - The Boy and His Train

Another week, another Monday rears its head. Tis Sunday now, but soon 
Monday shall be upon us. Are you ready?                         -dave

[Me? I want another weekend...]







 One day a mother was working in the kitchen and
 listening to her son playing with his new electric
 trains in the living room.  She heard the train stop
 and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who
 want off, get the hell off now because this is the
 last stop.  All of you sons of bitches who are
 getting on, get your asses on the train now, because
 we're leaving."  The mother went into the living room
 and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language
 in this house.  Now go to your room for two hours. 
 When you come down, you may play with your trains
 as long as you use proper language."  Two hours
 later, the mother was still working in the kitchen
 when her son came out of his room and resumed
 playing with his trains.  The train stopped and the
 mother heard, "All passengers who are disembarking
 the train, please remember to take all of your
 belongings.  We thank you for riding with us today
 and hope your trip was a pleasant one.  For those
 just boarding, we ask you to stow your hand luggage
 under the seat and we hope you enjoy your trip. For
 those of you who are pissed off about the two hour
 delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."