IJMC - Wise Sayings

I've grown tired of my silly script cutting the posts off at the wrong 
place. Headers are a pain. So, I'm back to a manual check of them just to 
make sure no more go out like last night's did. Oh well, I'll get that 
fixed again later, I just can't think of anything right now that would 
take care of it. Aren't you just glad to know that? Getting on with it, I 
like the last one...                                                -dave





Invent a wise saying and live forever!" -Anonymous
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"Good enough" is NEVER good enough.
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69 is being head over heels in love
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75% of statisticians are 90% confident 52% of the time...
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A cat will assume the shape of its container
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A goal is a dream with a deadline.
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A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something
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Abdominos - sit-ups & pizza
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Age gracefully? Hell no, I age ferociously!
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All my friends tell me peer pressure is cool
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Always make stupid moves, it confuses your opponent
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Any book worth banning is a book worth reading
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Attempted suicide should be punishable by death
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Baptism - a kind of damp bar mitzvah
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Birds gather in flocks; morons gather in congregations.
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Consult with a real expert - Call your mother
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Even the smallest job will require ALL your tools
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Everybody is a law abiding citizen until the gun goes off
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Feel free to hurt my feelings. All you risk is my insane rage
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Friends come and go, enemies accumulate
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Group sex? I never know where to put my elbows
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I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either
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I led the First Amazon Cavalry PMS Battalion
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I love sex; it's free and doesn't require special shoes
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I'm not in denial, I'm just very selective about the reality I accept
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I'm not really happy, it's a chemical inbalance
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I'm schizophrenic, but I'm good people...
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If it works the first time, you screwed up
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If you're too old to learn, you were born so
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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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Life is a Lambourghini - It goes too fast, and it costs too much
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Mason-Dixon - Line that separates y'all from youse
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Not now, I'm having a blonde moment
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Okay, the fat lady is singing - Get out
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Panties aren't the best thing in the world, but they're next to it
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Punctual people have nothing better to do
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Sometimes the garbage disposal gods demand the offering of a spoon
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
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Women are meant to be loved, not understood