IJMC - You're Not A Kid Anymore

Well, it's late, and so we're back to one of my favorite topics...I'm 
going to bed. G'night everyone. Rest conforted (or not...) in the 
knowledge that the IJMC is back. And over the next few weeks, you're 
going to get a lot of IJMC...I've got a month's worth to catch up on 
before I go on vacation!                                        -dave






You know you're not a kid anymore when...
  
  * You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
  * You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
  * Your back goes out more than you do.
  * You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the
    room.
  * You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
  * Your are proud of your lawn mower.
  * Your good friend is dating someone half his/her age...
    & isn't breaking any laws.
  * Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
  * You sing along with the elevator music.
  * You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
  * You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
  * You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
  * People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
  * You have a dream about prunes.
  * You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"
  * You send money to PBS.
  * The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
  * You take a metal detector to the beach.
  * You wear black socks with sandals.
  * You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television.
  * Your ears are hairier than your head.
  * You talk about "good grass," and you're referring to someone's lawn.
  * You got cable for the weather channel.
  * You can go bowling without drinking.
  * You have a party, and the neighbors don't even realize it.