IJMC - The Pick-Up

Well, it's midnight on a Sunday and I have to be up early tomorrow. What 
else is new? But, my friend just arrived and I'll survive somehow. So 
much for getting back home early and getting an early night's sleep. I'll 
catch up some year...really, I will. I swear. (Nasty habit, I ought to 
quit. I swear, I really outta. <grin>)                              -dave

P.S. Flip, you'll just have to get the picture some other time...




A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the
bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her
and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a
while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with
you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is
hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles
at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing
situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"