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                   IJMC - The Fallen of Olympus              

I don't have much to say tonight, other than this is my first major 
headache in a long time. Here's hoping it doesn't last long.  -dave









This is a listing of some of the gods and goddesses who have died over the
ages, either through their own foolishness or by the hand (or hoof) of
others. Very few of the immortals on Olympus like to talk about their fallen
brothers and sisters. This is understandable as no god or goddess wishes to
admit their immortality might end.

Malliostocles: The god of hairstyles, killed by his girlfriend after she
recieved a bad perm.

Pirene: The goddess of house pets, she was trampled to death by pegasus, the
winged horse, after threatening to turn him into pet food for her cat.

Torydectes: The god of raw pork, ironically he was killed by salmonella
after consuming a chicken soft taco that was underdone.

Sorys: The goddess of waiting a half hour after you eat before swimming, she
had dinner with Torydectes and shared his fate.

Eurystes: The god of the car transmissions, murdered while buying some motor
oil. Mysteriously, a bus fell on him in the middle of Wal-Mart. The chief
suspect in the murder is Aethra, goddess of women who get ripped off by auto
mechanics.

Therigine: The goddess of overpriced schoolbooks, she perished from shock of
finding out some used Latin texts went for as little as ten dollars.

Pirephetes: The god of cross dressing, he hung himself after Dennis Rodman
became a media icon.


Source: Doctor Mangleheid's Guide to Ancient Deities and Great Cheesecake
Recipies, RVN Publishing, 1992