IJMC - Talkative Frog

What can I say, I'm personally moved by this tale of a man and his lucky 
frog. Course, I'm not sure it beats the one about the computer geek and a 
frog, but that's another story.                                     -dave








A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,

   "Ribbit. 9 Iron." 

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. 

   "Ribbit. 9 Iron."

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other
club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He
is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky
frog, eh?" 

   The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog." 

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you
think frog?" the man asks. 

   "Ribbit. 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and
doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best
game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" 

   The frog's reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." 

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"

   The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." 

Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks," What do you think I
should bet?" 

   The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6." 

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the
man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across
the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." 

The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." 

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room." 



The program for this evening is not new,
You've seen this entertainment through and through.
You've seen your birth, your life and death,
You might recall all of the rest.
Did you have a good world when you died,
Enough to base a movie on??

James Douglas Morrison (December 8, 1943-July 3, 1971)