IJMC - Electronic Town Hall, Anyone?

Here's a cute little script someone put together...someone who knows 
their subject...on another note, I had a chance today to visit the ABC 
affiliate near Birmingham, and I wanted to say a quick hi to everyone 
there at ABC33/40. In addition, my friend Flip asked me to drop this to 
everyone:

"Our weekend anchor, Dyan Patterson, is up against two other local
television personalities in a competition that faces off here every year. 
Dyan is trying to be Birmingham's newsbabe of the year.  Votes have to be
in before Friday- to send in your vote for Dyan, go to
http://www.werc960am.com/infob.html  She is determined to win this, and I
figured the folks on the IJMC might be willing to help her out."

Well, you heard it, it's your choice. And don't ask, there aren't any 
pictures of the contestants, you'll have to take this on faith! BTW, the 
page has her name misspelled as "Diane Paterson"...                 -dave







What if President Clinton held summit meetings on AOL?

 PrezBubba:  {{{{{{{{{{{{{Boris}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
DRUNKBORIS:  {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Bill}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
 PrezBubba:  What's up?
DRUNKBORIS:  nmh
DRUNKBORIS:  How's the knee?
 PrezBubba:  They may have to amputate
 PrezBubba:  <----------just kidding
DRUNKBORIS:  lol
 PrezBubba:  BTW, are you going to join NATO or not?
DRUNKBORIS:  no
 PrezBubba:  :(
 PrezBubba:  age/sex check
DRUNKBORIS:  66/m
 PrezBubba:  51/m
 PrezBubba:  come on...join NATO
DRUNKBORIS:  I WILL NOT JOIN NATO!!!
 PrezBubba:  k
 PrezBubba:  No need to yell
 PrezBubba:  What about arms reduction?
 PrezBubba:  well
 PrezBubba:  ?
 PrezBubba:  you there?
DRUNKBORIS:  <----sorry
DRUNKBORIS:  I got an IM from some borscht belt babe
 PrezBubba:  kewl
 PrezBubba:  was she looking for some cyber?
DRUNKBORIS:  No...just complaining about the rampant unemployment!  
             Asking ME to do something about it!
DRUNKBORIS:  <g>
 PrezBubba:  LMAO
 PrezBubba:  So are you gonna lose the jukes?
DRUNKBORIS:  jukes?
 PrezBubba:  oops...
 PrezBubba:  nukes
DRUNKBORIS:  yeah, sure...why not.   :)
 PrezBubba:  wtg, Boris!
DRUNKBORIS:  {{{{{{{Bill}}}}}}}
 PrezBubba: <---feels very diplomatic right now
DRUNKBORIS:  o.k.  are we done cuz i wanna go to  The Best Lil 
             Chathouse now
 PrezBubba:  guess so...I'm going to AskFemaleAnything
DRUNKBORIS:  you're sick!
 PrezBubba:  ;)
DRUNKBORIS:  anyway,  cya
 PrezBubba:  peace,  out