IJMC Time To Procrastinate

                    IJMC - Time To Procrastinate

And, having said such, I'll write something longer tomorrow.       -dave



PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done
already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find
excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount
of bodily injury I could expect to recieve from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possiblity for new
technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my
obligations.

6. I truely believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of
the amount of time given.

7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to
change my mind.

9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or
write the first word, when I get around to it.

10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.


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