IJMC - Ok, Enough Champagne

I don't even know if I can explain what just happenned to me. This is=20
REALLY bizzare. I've been cleaning up this post and had letters just=20
refuse to go away. Kinda like insert mode kept turning itself on and off.=
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Sometimes it would overstrike, and others it would insert. So, if letters=
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are out of place in this post, or words look jumbled...uhm, well, uhh,=20
one bottle of champagne didn't use to affect me like this.          -dave





The college professor had just finished explaining an important
Research project to his class.=A0 He emphasized that this paper
was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there
would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the
student's immediate family.

A smart a** student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and
spoke up.  "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"

As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students
had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a
glaring look.=A0 "Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to
learn to write with your other hand."