IJMC - The Glass Eye

Ok, I've heard of giving someone the eye, but this one takes it a little 
too far...how far will you read to find out how far that is?       -dave









 A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining
 and put his head out the window to check.  As he did so a glass
 eye fell into his hand.

 He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young
 woman looking down.

 "Is this yours?" he asked.

 She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.

 On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a
 drink.  As she was very attractive he agreed.  Shortly afterwards
 she said, "I'm about to have dinner.  There's plenty; would you
 like to join me?"

 He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As
 the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a
 marvelous evening.  Would you like to stay the night?"

 The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man
 you meet?"

 "No," she replied, "only those who catch my eye."